I have also 90% forgotten how to drive which is good to know.
So tonight I had to drive my car around so that its battery stays good and I haven’t driven it since like 2011 and it smelled like memories so I just drove it up some country lane so no one would be around and sang so loud to Ellie Goulding that I lost my voice and then cried quite substantially.
EVENING GOING WELL SO FAR.
Another shit thing about revision is even when you give up and decide to go to the pub no one else will come with you because they’re better behaved.
Oh god after 4 years I still love her just as much.
"Study me as much as you like, you will never know me, for I differ a hundred ways from what you see me to be."
"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."
Things I would rather being doing than revising:
- Eating cookie dough ice cream and caterpillar cake.
- Getting champagne drunk with Hebe and Milly.
- Buying thigh boots.
- Sex with Tom Hardy in his Audi r8 passenger seat while listening to 50 Cent ‘Baby By Me.’