woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
*this is probably not relevant to anyone* but I’d kind of hoped that by the time my MA came around I could literally focus on one subject aka. Postcolonial literature but they STILL make you choose some mandatory ‘other’ module too like American modernism (Gatsby etc. which is always a total white sausage-fest seminar) and what’s the point because I don’t care as much.
#heforshe low key annoys me because it’s making something about women still about men like seeing these male celebrities pat themselves on the back for saying they support women is lol
When a guy shh’s you in bed like jheeze sorry mum.
what is upppppppppppppppppppp
not muchhhhhhh eating some cookiessssss (this message actually made me crack up, well done sir)
You see this is why I shouldn’t be allowed to sleep until 1pm. I’m overexcited and not sleepy and want to be in a ball pit drinking cocktails from a curly straw.